Omg Omg Omg Omg Omg Omg Omg
i almost freaking died !
Mommy&I went to eat dinner , then on the way back !
we were in the car , and crossing the street alr , GREEN light okay !
a freaking guy on motor cycle just zoomed by !
it was like less the a freaking metre away ! like i actually saw his face !
Like wtf ? i almost died ,
then i got anxiety attack there , like breathe in breathe out .
I almost had heart attack kays !
My mother was like ,
"wow thank god i step the break fast . "
"see my driving skills good "
"Luckily My car good . "
" See, im so calm "
hahahha ! shes soo ego right ?! man , she keep praising herself !
Im having heart attack down there , and she ego ego ego .
Wah piang ! but anyway , Shes superr funny , not in a good way .
& also , We went to this massage place yesterday ,
& my mom suspects the women stole a $1000 from her .
cas she just came back from oveerseas so she put like so much in there !
i mean who carries so much money around ? I see the money i scared alr !
I'll just start crying man , then we called the boss and everything ,
She even wants to call the pollice ! So scary : (
Then she blamed me say i wanna come to the massage place one lorhs !
like whattttttttt ? she was the one cans !
then indian friend was like ,
" that time my mother also blame me cas the hamster ran away , and i didnt stop it ! "
like wthh ! $ 1000 can buy a million kezzillion hamsters kays ! ahhahaa :)
Kay Kay , lost money , almost lost life , End of the world man .
TeeeHeee : D
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